-Generate a random Pokémon to fill in the answers-

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1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:
Salamence

......I just....wow >.> At least I can be certain that my food won't be raw? Dragons cooking can't be so horrible


2. This Pokémon hates you a lot:
Dragonite

Another dragon, wut? o.o WHY YOU HATE ME? I has done nothing to you D: 'Cept maybe like your pre more than you....


3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:
Lombre

O.o Not sure what to think of it...


4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:
Stunky

OHGODPLEASENO x_x


5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:
Garchomp

I'm flattered 8D At least this creepy romantic will keep me safe~


6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:
Sewaddle

I'm sorry cutie, but that's a lie D:


7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully:
Ludicolo

IS THIS REVENGE FOR KICKING YOU OFF MY BED?!


8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:
Tornadus

O_O I have been mentally scarred....Do not want


9. This Pokemon would risk it's life to save you from any danger:
Vileplume

D: Aw, you cute flower...


10. This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep:
Rampardos

That's......awkward O_o and quite possibly uncomfortable and painful...
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What a random meme....